BREAKING: Spam Moisturizer Ads Weren’t Lying

BREAKING: Spam Moisturizer Ads Weren’t Lying

Metrology Lab Confirms “Visibly Smoother” claims are true, sending shockwaves through law enforcement agencies.

In a discovery that has shaken both the skincare and law enforcement communities, Industrial Inspection & Consulting unleashed the full fury of their Keyence VR6000 optical profilometer on a single, well-moisturized index finger, and the results were criminally smooth.

The device, typically reserved for aerospace alloys and semiconductor surfaces, revealed a 2-micron decrease in surface roughness post-lotion application. “At first, we thought the sample was polished titanium,” said one bewildered analyst. The implications were immediate and devastating: fingerprint databases were thrown into chaos, biometric scanners began malfunctioning, and multiple agencies reportedly initiated emergency meetings under the codename Operation: Slippery Grip. As one FBI official put it, “We were prepared for deepfakes, not deep hydration.”

This story is still developing — check back for updates as more fingers (and moisturizers) come under scrutiny.

Post-Lotion
Pre-Lotion

This post is satire, but we will gladly scan your fingers.

Industrial Inspection: Switch 2 X-ray & CT

When the pinnacle of INSPECTION and engineering collide

Industrial Inspection pushes the limits of electronics inspections by using digital X-ray imaging to provide the highest quality data on the market – like with the Nintendo Switch 2.

Why? Because flawless fit and build quality isn’t a guessing game. With our expertise every button cutout, every vent alignment, and every curve is built on cold, hard data. 

HIGH RESOLUTION CT SCAN OF SWITCH 2

Switch 2 CT Scan 1 Switch 2 CT Scan 2

GAME PORT ACTION

We X-rayed the Nintendo Switch 2’s game card slot both with and without a cartridge inserted to analyze changes in the internal contact mechanisms. By comparing the two states, we can observe how the spring-loaded pins engage, check for any mechanical interference, and confirm how the system physically and electrically connects to the game card.

Switch 2 Game Port Empty
Switch 2 Game Port Full

JOYCON CONNECTION

Switch 2 Joycon 1
Switch 2 Joycon 2
LEFT JOYCON
RIGHT JOYCON XRAY

HIGH RESOLUTION ELECTRONICS INSPECTION

X-ray inspection of the Nintendo Switch 2’s internal electronics reveals generally high-quality solder joints, with consistent wetting and minimal voiding. However, we did observe some porosity — small gas pockets or voids — especially in the larger ground pads and under certain BGA components. These are common in high-density consumer electronics and usually fall within industry standards, but their presence is worth noting for anyone evaluating long-term reliability or thermal performance.

High Res Digital Radiography Switch 2 - 1
High Res Digital Radiography Switch 2 - 2
High Res Digital Radiography Switch 2 - 3
High Res Digital Radiography Switch 2 - 4
High Res Digital Radiography Switch 2 - 5
High Res Digital Radiography Switch 2 - 6

Ultrasonic UT Inspection of Barstock & Raw Material

Ultrasonic Testing (UT) is a nondestructive testing method used to inspect and evaluate material properties and internal structures. It’s particularly useful for detecting flaws, measuring thickness, and assessing material integrity. UT is most effective on materials that efficiently transmit high-frequency sound waves.

Ultrasonic testing is used to evaluate raw materials and bar stock for internal defects before machining, helping save time and reduce waste.

Material Type
UT Suitability
Notes
Metals
Excellent
Most common use
Composites
Good–Moderate
Depends on type and layup
Ceramics
Moderate
Best for dense, engineered types
Plastics/Polymers
Moderate
Limited by attenuation
Concrete
Moderate
Specialized methods used
Porous/Natural/Foams
Poor
High attenuation/scattering

IIC Registers with SAM.Gov for Government Contracts

Industrial Inspection is officially registered with SAM.gov and is fully compliant to conduct business with U.S. federal agencies. IIC has been assigned a CAGE code of 12KT8, confirming its status as an authorized government contractor and enabling participation in federal procurement opportunities.